My new favorite app is Whisper. ❤

Girl Pockets:  can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy's Pockets:  Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

koalinmorgan:

shakespeares-sisters:

i’m weird ok

but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend

i mean fucking weird 

like….

lolsofunny:

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”